Magnum Opus

So I may have possibly, accidentally, maybe perhaps, on a Teams chat, broadcasted that my wife and I are expecting a child.

I have no wife. I have no partner. I certainly have no child.

I thought everyone knew this. Apparently they did not.

So now a flippant joke has turned into a game of “How long can I keep this going?”

Because of course, I have to double-down on this.

This may be my magnum opus.